Outrage by Esther Aarts is on sale for $12 from shirt.woot

supremecrazies:

platyysssss

apparently tumblr likes platypodes.

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niuniente:

“think about garrus yawning
do you know how cute that probably is to watch
like maybe he sticks his tongue out like a cat
and shakes his head when he’s done”
- Butterbolin

Butterbolin’s little mental image needed to be illustrated in a form of a simple comic.  :3

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just finished ordering groceries online, to be delivered tomorrow. incredibly relieved to not have to leave the house for another week or two.

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navystrength:

skoolmunkee:

I LOVE JAVIK part 2

Yeah, my favourite of this set has gotta be “eat shit, turian”

why can’t this guy be in my game

I even tried buying the DLC on Origin and it’s too broken to actually let me buy it.

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brianmagno:

Official barrel mod

I want this mod.

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piddlebucket:

cicuka:

sociolab:

entropyforever:

queercakes:

stfuhatemongers:

curiousmeans:

propaganda-for-life:

fuerdiefreiheit:

bensci:

[Image: a black and white photo of dead or unconscious fetus inside a hanging condom. End description.]

Choice - © Ben Scicluna

oh god I don’t think I’ve ever seen bullshit like that before. It actually made me laugh.

Is that… a fetus… in a condom…

I can’t even. Whut.

I don’t understand what this is saying. I mean, I do, but…the logistics of this…are more hilarious than horrifying. 

BTW- Preformation theory died years ago, guys. Come on. 

Why would they desecrate a dead “baby” this way?
If it were my still born fetus or miscarriage i’d be horrified and i’m pro-choice with a passion.
It is just so wrong…
Also hilarious.

If you or someone you know is ejaculating fetuses, please seek medical attention. 

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^^

EJACULATING FETUSES 

dlgjdlfk

“Preformation theory died years ago, guys. Come on.”

moogiemoe:

sinick:

*SPORFLE*

OMG. What is air?! XD

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dontscary:

rambeltilx:

labradortea:

noordzee:

Ancient Greek Lady-Monster Valentines, because I love the morbid sense of humor I develop around these gals. HERE is a full-resolution printable sheet of all four, the page is 8x10.5 inches.

Featuring a Siren, Sphinx, Medusa, and also Eris. She isn’t exactly a monster but shhhh. I referenced their appearances from ancient art, though I have to admit I kind of took artistic license with Medusa’s face and hair. The original Gorgons had scary-ugly faces and normal hair with a couple snakes. A head full of snakes is just so much more fun to draw…!

I have buckets more ideas for these, so I might do more! Because if a joke’s worth making it’s worth running into the ground, that’s what I say :D

YES.

Yes this is good and wonderful

so valentines day on tumblr is going to be awesome/this months already awesome because people are making great valentines

animatedvisions:

OH MY GOD.  I think my brain just broke.  Reblogging so I can keep breaking my brain.  THAT LAST ONE BAHAHAH.

inkydonkey:

neive:

teenermeener:

swampkips:

Robert downy Jr is the best sexy lady.

I…I can’t…that last one.

Okay, I think this is literally one of the best things I’ve seen on Tumblr. All other posts can just go home. XD

oh MY GOD

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makanidotdot:

i like the Lothremar Theron story they posted recently

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