today i heard 2 kids talking about buying fake IDs after school and so i started eavesdropping cuz u know thats big kid stuff and then one was like “yeah but is all this really worth it like im pretty sure the fake IDs cost more than the fish we r gonna buy”
to buy fish at petco u have to be 18 or older
they were going to get fakes to buy fish
Garrett vs. Kitty
(I just can draw guys with kittens on their shoulders. \Ouo/)
Garrett © Square Enix
Artwork © Ellena Korth
Dixie and her babies. Hanging out with my big boy Carter.
I wonder if Eidos Montreal has any idea what they’ve done to a large slice of gamers by putting so much of the damn focus on Garrett’s hands.
I mean, it’s a game about petty theft and breaking and entering: of course they need to show the protagonist’s hands. Prying open windows, picking locks, snatching up every gleaming metal object in a room: a first-person looter without hands in 2014 would be silly.
But, good god, did you have to spend that much time lovingly detailing every flick and twitch and arch and slide of those long fingers as they delicately fondle art and books and jewels, or showcasing the firm grip he has when climbing ropes and gripping the claw or blackjack? Did you have to give us such a long sequence of those slender hands when he admires a new brooch for his collection, with that final flick of his wrist as he pockets his new possession? Did you really, really have to include the way he uses those hands to guide himself around boxes and crates, before getting a sure grip on those heavy beams and levering them quietly but firmly out of his way?
Did you? DID YOU?
Because if you didn’t have to, but went ahead anyway…
From the bottom of my heart.
(looking through the cheritz store and laughing bc p much everything is sold out anyway; they need to restock before we can actually buy shit from them to get candy and bookmarks. I already have most of what’s still in stock, but tempted to be ridic and buy another $3 notepad just to check out the goods on the new game, whoops. I have a problem, and it’s a Korean game company that keeps crushing my heart.)
From the Nameless Facebook page:
“March 14th is White Day in Korea. On this day traditionally we give candies to someone we love and Cheritz loves you all!
We will give free candies for all shipping orders.
Freebie Period : ~ 3/16
Also, we will give out a free bookmark of Cheritz’s new game with every shipping order. (The free bookmarks will be distributed until they are out of stock)
Curious about Cheritz’s new game? The English title will be revealed soon, but in the meantime check out the Korean logo!”
holy shit, already? alsdhfkajfhjs AWESOME
(that logo looks p sweet ngl)
turn this into hilarious situation where garrett is stuck there for days trying to figure out the combo
Know your limits. That’s what he’d always tried to tell Erin. Know your limits. Know how fast you can move, how quick you can cut the purse strings, how long it takes you to pick the lock. Know the patrol routes, time the footsteps, and know your limits. Most importantly, know when time is up. Too many blackhands had gotten themselves caught because they were so damn sure they were fast enough to grab one last necklace before the footsteps reached the door.
I DON’T KNOW OKAY