shocking new discovery: you are very cute. scientists everywhere are blushing
nozaki will probably be the death of poor chiyo
I want a movie about a kid who just so happens to be born a Classic Gothic Hero, but in modern day. His name would be like Byron Dangerfield or something.
Whenever he has EMOTIONS, there are claps of thunder and lightning. Every time he leans against a piece of furniture, it…
A young Jewish refugee with her Chinese playmates. Shanghai, China (x)
Between 1933 and 1941, it is estimated that 20,000 Jews escaped persecution by fleeing to the Chinese port of Shanghai. Shanghai was one of the few places in the world that would accept Jewish refugees at this time, Japan being another.
i am furious that i am just now learning about this important fact.
Because it has nothing to do with the USA being the superhero and saving all the Jews
“The magician… takes the ordinary something and makes it into something extraordinary." – The Prestige (2006)
I love 8tracks for a lot of reasons, not least of which is that I can do a search for mood music for evil science and sad genetic experiments and get results.
Fffffff 3 fffffff you write so well and it burns
an au in which everything is the same except characters switch hairstyles. Some things should probably never exist…..
steam recommends tags?!
they do now! they’ve just done a big update that changes the front page depending on what they think your taste is. since I’ve bought all of one visual novel on steam I’m not entirely certain how it’s gathering the info, but it’s… not great at it.
I liked the old front page better. If I can’t see stuff that’s not tailored to me, I’ll have less motivation to try new things.
Some doodles of Hawke twins, because I’ve been thinking about them a lot lately. I really wish we had more chance to see them interact with each other in the game.
I like making edits of video game screenshots because it’s everything I enjoy about photography without having to actually go places or own a camera
Allow me to tell you a story, child.
"Stay awhile and listen!"
Back around the time you were born, the Internet was a toddler too, and very little illustrates this like a game called Elf Bowling. This game from NStorm hit the web in 1998. Like many of the whack-a-mole games of that time, it was very simple and involved physical abuse.
In this case, Santa was bored and decided to go bowling, using his elves as pins while a reindeer watched.
The elves scream in high-pitched synchronized fear every time Santa bowls, and their crushed bodies are swept away into darkness by a giant squeegee.
Also, the game is really boring, like all bowling games.
Because the internet was still in diapers, of course it went completely viral in 1999.
And it kind of destroyed the Internet.
See, back in those days, most email users were using a program like Outlook Express to download messages to their computer.
This was before webmail was a thing. A majority of users at this time were still on dial-up (some were lucky enough to get a steady 56k connection, but many would be stuck at 33.6, or even worse, 18.8) and email systems were built to quickly move tiny text messages back and forth. A huge essay-like email to your mom explaining why you need more money? That’s a kilobyte or two in plain text and an email system blasts that out with no issues.
Elf Bowling is 1.1mb.
With a strong 56k connection, 1.1mb takes at least two and half minutes to download.
Outlook Express 5, which came with Windows 98, had a default server timeout of 60 seconds.
In 1999, everybody emailed it to everyone they know.
I was working as an internet tech support rep at the time, and here’s what happened:
- Elf Bowling would appear in your inbox on the server.
- You would attempt to download new messages.
- Everything before Elf Bowling would download fine.
- The server would time out trying to download the Elf Bowling file.
- The email would not be deleted from the server or marked as downloaded.
- Later on you’d try to get new messages and it would start to download Elf Bowling again, preventing new emails from getting through.
Eventually, it might download, or when you called tech support they had you increase the timeout, but then you’d play the stupid game and try to send it to every person you’ve ever met with an email address.
For the entire holiday season that year, email servers were under assault by this stupid game.
And that was only one half of the story. The file that was being sent around was elfbowling.exe.
People were downloading and running an unknown executable file.
Eventually, a chain email started going around, warning that elf bowling was a virus and it was going to delete all the information on your computer on Dec 25th at midnight, but this was determined to be a hoax.
There are two points here:
First off, fuck you, Elf Bowling
Secondly, kaanekii, marvel at where we have come in just your lifetime. I can watch Doctor Who streaming in HD on my phone, and just 16 years ago, one megabyte of Santa being a jackass almost destroyed the Internet’s email infrastructure.